Is Clone Wars 2003 Canon
The Clone Wars (2003 Microseries), Chapter 22The Clone Wars! A wacky time for one and all, as regular readers here are no doubt fully aware. But long before, or, or, there was the 2003 Clone Wars microseries, a series of brief (usually about 10-15 minute-long) snippets of Insane Adventures of The Heroic Jedi that ran for a time on Cartoon Network after Episode 2 came out but before Episode 3 did. Think of it as like, a TCW warm-up lap.Now non-canon, the microseries is easily one of the most-requested pieces of media for Snark Wars. So, to mark the occasion of this site’s first birthday this week, I thought I’d make an effort to acknowledge the will of the people who have graciously given me their free time to read this silly website this past year. And with that, I ask you to settle in and enjoy That Time That Anakin Ate Bugs.
However the many books written about the clone wars are no longer considered Canon. It's a shame because the books really expanded on the lives of the clones and the lives and emotions of the Jedi. There was another clone wars show from 2003 but it is not canon.
The Two Horsenerds of the DorkpocalypseWe kick things off right out of the gate with some Evil Grandstanding, done by this guy:He makes a bunch of bold pronouncements about how the Good Guys are gonna have to send like zillion Jedi to take him on, and a battle droid helpfully notes to him that he’s spotted them. How many Jedi did the Republic send, you ask? Our Evil Friend guesses, and over and over is wrong. Would YOU like to guess, Reader? I bet you can take a stab at itThe droid sees only two. Gee, who COULD they be?Two?! How can that BE? He pulls on some binoculars, and OH MY GOD LOL:Some Things Never ChangeYes, it’s Obi-Wan and Anakin.
What a surprise. A bunch of Republic ships show up now and start shooting at the baddies, and in the cloud of smoke (!!! LOL), Team Handsome LEAP INTO THE AIR AND APPEAR ONLY AS DRAMATIC SILHOUETTES:OK OK: so, this is likeone of their MOST dramatic entrances?
And keep in mind that I have now recapped probably HUNDREDS of them. So they kick some ass and then STOP TO POSE IN THE SMOKE:and then as the smoke clears, THEY STAY THERE SO THE CAMERA CAN PAN UP ACROSS THEIR FANCINESS. WHO DOES THIS? (Answer: Obi-Wan and Anakin. That is who does this. All the time. This is the most believable, in-character thing ever.).
Then we cut to a space battle, and Saesee Tinn and Anakin are each flying aroundand then we suddenly cut AGAIN to a group of Jedi fighting some gigantic droids, which spit out these sort ofweird bubbles of entrapment at the Jedi, encasing them (LOL OK.)Anakin, appearing from out of nowhere (what is even happening right now? Where are we? Is this is the same battle from before?) badasses his way around to save his Jedi buddies and this includes not only some flips and shit, but at one point he just dramatically throws out his arms like he’s standing on a mountaintop, and then he does this:OH MY GOD.
OK, you know what? I bet the Jedi really appreciated all this day-saving Anakin did in the Clone Wars, but you cannot tell me they were not all just a LITTLE bit like “WOULD YOU PLEASE TONE IT DOWN SKYWALKER JFC.”Anakin pops their bubbles, freeing them, and they fist-pump in gratitude:Recurring Theme: Anakin Skywalker, Risky PilotSo I guess the day was saved? He popped some bubbles and did some flips and then the Republic excused him for the day? Where’s Obi-Wan right now and why did this episode start with them posing but then Anakin just left to go be dramatic?
It’s been a while since I watched all of these episodes in order, but I feel like I’d be confused even if I just had.At any rate, we hear Across the Stars Lite kicking in, so you know it’s time for some Thoughtful Staring from the Amidala-Skywalker Household.Padme is awaiting Anakin’s arrival, and Anakin lands his Jedi interceptor like RIGHT ON TOP OF HER. (THIS was the best, safest place to land?) Wow, I’m So Happy To See You.This? Is easily like the LEAST excited either of them have ever been to see each other. LOOK AT THEM.
I was JUST about to be like “what the HELL, Anakin? Why so glum?” but then I remembered:Ah, yes, at the time this was made this was supposed to be The Story of the Scar Reveal. Anakin makes a face like DON’T LOOK AT ME I’M HIDEOUS, like all it’s going to take is a scar on his face to make Anakin Skywalker un-handsome.Padme looks briefly stricken and then reaches out for his face. Awww.They embrace, and I’d also like to point out that Anakin is gloveless here.This scene ends with an exterior shot of a building with a light going out. Uh, did the microseries just imply evening sexy times with the Skywalkers?
Or is this just marking the end of the day? The Unbearable Doneness of Obi-WanMeanwhile, Obes Kenobes is trying to get some shut-eye in some sort of a makeshift camp. And it’s raining. So, Obi-Wan has to sleep outside and get rained on, while Anakin goes to bang his hot wife at a hotel? Is that what this show is trying to lay down here? WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SO NOT FAIR. God, Anakin, you selfish little ass.Eventually, my poor little peanut who deserved absolutely none of this treatment gives up and sits up, making this face. Someone hug him PLEASECody shows up now to tell him that the siege is going well and that, with a “continued BARRAGE”, they should have the shields here down within three MONTHS.
So, if they just CONSTANTLY ATTACK FOR THREE MONTHS, it’ll all be swell. Obi-Wan is crestfallen:they’ve already been there a month! Cody, chipper as can be, is like YUP! Right on schedule, sir!! And then he jets off and Obi-Wan looks absolutely miserable.
Well, good to know this show stayed true to his life story here. Anakin Skywalker, FoodieAnakin shows up (OK, I will be honest: I know I’m not watching these in order right now, but I have absolutely no idea how much time this episode is supposed to cover, and I feel like children watching this would be flummoxed. Didn’t we just see Anakin with Padme?
Did he leave and come back? Does Anakin honestly fuck off in the middle of assignments to go sleep with her? AND NO ONE NOTICES OR CARES? OK, in fairness, that sounds EXACTLY like what would have happened, so, let’s go with it.)Anakin is hauling a sack of something over his shoulder, looking pleased with himself. He takes a seat in front of Obi-Wan and starts to open it. Obi-Wan, looking wary, asks what it is in a tone of voice that suggests that he suspects that he is not going to like the answer because Obi-Wan is not brand-new here. Anakin sprawls it out, revealing a plethora of bugs, and announces that this is lunch and proceeds to happily chow down.Obi-Wan Kenobi, Questioning His Entire LifeObi-Wan looks on with unveiled disgust, and asks Anakin how in the hell he can eat this stuff.
Anakin, being an asshole, proudly replies that Obi-Wan “always taught him to feed off the living Force.” ANAKIN, PLEASE. Obi-Wan Kenobi: A SummaryObi-Wan begins to retort that that isn’t what the lecture was intended to convey to him, but gives up because Obi-Wan has already given up on life in general. Recurring Theme: I Love ThemAnakin continues to munch away and Obi-Wan stares at him like this:and I die because can I please tell you all that I will never ever love two characters more than I love these two together. Never.Obi-Wan finally inquires: where did you even find that stuff? Anakin, cockily putting his hand on his hip, says he stole them from the enemy camp.Obi-Wan, aghast, asks him what the hell he was doing there. Anakin says it was reconnaissance, and when Obi-Wan asks him how he even got over there in the first place, the show cuts to a shot of Anakin SLURPING DOWN A WORM. Anakin Skywalker: Cannot Be Taken AnywhereAs he does this, he tells Obi-Wan that he found an ancient sewer that leads right into the city.
Obi-Wan, That One Eyebrow raised, says oh so I guess we’ll just stalk our way through there, break in, kill the shield generator and then our troops will flood in and overwhelm the enemy, huh? Anakin stands up and is like YUP, and heads off. Obi-Wan, as the scene ends and AMAZINGLY jaunty Cartoon Hijinks Music starts, gives just the slightest hint of a smile before the scene ends. He still loves Anakin even though Anakin eats bugs.
That makes sense: if he didn’t stop loving him for all the other reasons, I don’t see why eating bugs would be the line in the (ha!) sand. Anakin and Obi-Wan, Sewer-DwellersSo the boys take to the sewer and Obi-Wan recycles some dialogue about the Incredible Smell They’ve Discovered, and they end up at a blocked passageway, where Anakin declares that they’ll have to swim (which Obi-Wan obviously complains about.)They emerge on the other side, and JUST LOOK AT THEM OK. Sassy and SassierThey climb out of the sewer, and I die because both of them swam through that thing WHILE STILL WEARING CAPES. Which are now sodden and dragging behind them. Smart choice, boys.
Recurring Theme: The Sneak-InOnce inside, Anakin initially is like GANG WAY HERE I GO BITCHES, but Obi-Wan predictably holds him back, sending out some grenades instead while Anakin complains that THIS WAY IS NOT AS FUN, because obviously wartime is supposed to be a Jolly Holiday.Recurring Theme: Obi-Wan Loves AnakinThis is pretty much all they have to do: the shield gets deactivated and the clonetroopers head for the city as per the plan. Obi-Wan and Anakin ARE ALREADY OUTSIDE HEADING OUT OF THE CITY LIKE, IMMEDIATELY. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THERE SO FAST!?As they leave, even this series decides to be like LOL TAKE THIS as Obi-Wan places a hand on Anakin’s shoulder and kindly tells him he’s done a good job. Even non-canonical Star Wars hates me. Recurring Theme: Disorienting Time and/or Location SkipThere’s a montage after this that is just shots of different planets fighting battles: some that are wins for the Seppies, some that are wins for the Republic, all of which Palpatine probably watches on a highlight reel at the end of each day while eating popcorn and drinking wine.
I’m not sure if this was in here to emphasize the scale of the war, or that both sides are suffering losses, or to imply the passage of time or (more likely) some combination of all three, but it’s in here and then it’s done and now we’re gonna go watch Grievous go to Jedi Trainee Camp (minus the terrible haircut.) Count Dooku, Jedi InstructorGrievous is hanging out with Dooku now, getting the lowdown on how to Fight Like a Jedi with all those fancy lighsabers Grievous has collected from people he’s murdered. Ah, the lightheartedness of Star Wars, alive and well!While they’re training, all of a sudden a holo-Skype from Sidious pops up and this reminds me: have you ever noticed how often holo-Skypes just START without anyone accepting the call? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW AWKWARD THIS WOULD BE IN REAL LIFE? There you are, going about your business and them BAM: your parents, your kid, your boss, whoever is just suddenly VIDEO CHATTING WITH YOU, whether you want to accept the call or not? What if someone’s in the bathroom? What if they’re, uh, intimately engaged? Yikes.
The GFFA must be a universe where everyone keeps masking tape over the camera on their laptop screens at all times.Sidious barks out some orders at them in his usual creeptastic way and says something about moving their latest Evil Plot into motion. Anakin and Obi-Wan, Having a CampoutObi-Wan and Anakin arestill on that planet where they blew up the shield before, so I guess THAT much time must not have passed. Obi-Wan complains that oh of COURSE the rain’s stopped now that they’re heading home.
Just kidding: of course they’re not heading home now, which they find out as they head back into their tent, which is actually pretty swanky as war zone tents go. Now it’s time for them to have their own call with Evil Uncle Palpatine, who has brought Mace Windu to the chat. Date and time icon. LOOK AT HOW FANCY THEY DRESSED UP FOR THE WAR YOU GUYS. I’ll never be over it. Recurring Theme: This Guy Always Knows Where Grievous IsPalpatine’s got some inside info for them: he knows where Grievous is!
ISN’T THAT SOMETHING. It’s so remarkable how he always seems to have this Brand New Information about where Grievous is at just the right time. What a great Chancellor he is; he must have an excellent intelligence network.Please note the face that Mace Windu makes at this guy as he tells them the details:Yep.
No one had an inkling about this guy before The Big Reveal. Newwwwwp.Palpatine swears he has accurate info, and that Grievous is hiding on some outer rim planet so they should totally go there and check it out. Windu, warily, agrees that Grievous is the key to ending the war and Palpatine BEAMS and is like OH GOLLY WE CAN ONLY HOPE SO MY GOODNESS. Recurring Theme: The Kenobi-Skywalkers, Own Biggest FansAs the call concludes, Obi-Wan frets that sending them on a recon mission doesn’t feel right. Anakin, a dork with a violent streak, tells him to think of it as “reconnaissance in force” as he pounds a fist into his hand. Ohhhhkay, Anakin, simmer down little buddy.The best part is that, after initially giving him the side-eye, Obi-Wan smirks and is like “awwww, you crazy little murderer you, that’s your favorite kind of mission isn’t it gosh I’m so nuts about you!” and the two of them LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF LIKE THE ENORMOUS DWEEBS THEY ARE:I’m likenot even sure what the hell is so funny here? But I’m happy they’re happy.
You do you, guys. Recurring Theme: Anakin Skywalker, Bad With AnimalsSo they get to their target planet, and they’re trudging through the snow here. Something rustles in a bush and the clones turn their weapons on it, only to discover it’s like a Fluffy Little Space Bunny that scampers away, causing Anakin to dryly remark that he doesn’t think it’s a threat (har!).Still, he and Obi-Wan sense that something’s scaring the local wildlife, and it’s not them.
Don’t they just look so FOND of each other?Just then, a gigantic beast of some sort jumps out at them, stomping on some of the clones and nearly missing others:Anakin is like STAND BACK I’LL SAVE US while Obi-Wan yells out his required ANAKIN NO, which obviously Anakin completely ignores. He ends up landing on top of the monster and stabbing it in the brain, killing it (really):As soon as he does this, the non-fluffy-bunny inhabitants of this planet show themselves, and THEY ARE PISSED:Obi-Wan looks at Anakin, tells him warily that he doesn’t think Anakin should have done that, and the episode wraps as Anakin gives him a “gee thanks” face in return. And on that happy note, it looks like our boys are about to be taken into custody! I hope the local jail serves the kind of bugs Anakin likes!
‘Til next time!
Thissa one big mess!This article is marked as requiring cleanup to a higher standard of quality. You can help The Clone Wars by adding and/or cleaning up and reformatting this page.LogoStar Wars: Clone Wars was an animated television series set in the Star Wars galaxy.
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The series chronicles the, which are fought between the Galactic Republic under and the under. Clone Wars was intended to serve as a bridge between the films Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, which begin and end the war respectively. It first aired on November 7, 2003. It last aired on March 25, 2005. Contents Storyline IntroductionThe series opens with Chancellor 's office, where he, Master and are talking about a war on Munnilnist and who should lead the battle. Yoda suggests that Obi-Wan lead the ground-force while Palpatine then told the Jedi that Anakin should lead the space-forces.Battle of MuunilnistThe Battle of Muunilinst began and is sent by Dooku to help the Banking Clan win. Obi-Wan and Durge fight, and Obi-Wan wins, but Durge regenerates and pursues Obi-Wan.
And his men fight Durge and eventually he is defeated, as is the Banking Clan.Asajj Ventress, a Dark Jedi found by, is introduced and she is assigned to kill. Anakin followed her to where he lost his first starfighter.
He dueled her and finally won by releasing his anger. Using her lightsaber, he pushed her into a ravine.Battle of Mon CalamariWhile Kenobi and Skywalker were busy with the war on Muunilinst and Yavin 4, the series found out what other Jedi members were doing. Battling was assigned to Mon Calamari, to help the planet in a period of Civil War. Kit defeated the Quarren with the help of the native people and Mon Calamari was liberated from Separatist forces.Battle of DantooineMace Windo and his clone army were also fighting during the Clone Wars; they were assigned to fight on Dantoonine. When Mace's clones were all killed by a new Separtist war machine, Mace took on a whole army of Super Battle Droids to reach and destroy it.Adventure on IlumMaster, after sensing a disturbance in the force, fly to Ilum with to search for and her padawan, on Ilum.
They Jedi were trapped in the wreckage of the temple on Ilum. Yoda rescued them and was reunited with Padme, who had come to look for him. Discovered that it was Dooku who had sent droids to destroy the templea.Battle of HyporiIn the last chapter of season 2, fans were introduced to on Hypori where he fought against seven Jedi in the wreckage of a starship. Luckily, they managed to send a distress call to Obi-Wan, who had just finished the battle of Muunilnist, who sent Fordo to save them. Unfortunately, only three Jedi surviving the duel, and.Adventure on NelvanAnakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were then dispatched to the planet Nelvaan, because Grievous had been sighted there. On the planet, the clones were killed and Anakin was sent by the Nelvaan Shamen to end the suffering on their planet. He found that Techno-Union soldiers were experimenting and controlling Nelvaan Warriors.
Anakin saved the warriors but had a vision that said he would soon become Darth Vader. Anakin then lost his robot hand and returned home with the liberated Nelvaan Warriors. Anakin and Obi-Wan returned to the hanger of their ship, where R2-D2 was fixing Anakin's hand (changing it to the robot hand seen in Episode III) and Obi-Wan came and gave Anakin a lecture about how we form our own destinies and how our decisions make us who we are.Battle of CorusantDarth Sidious, who was actually Chancellor Palpatine, ordered General Grievous to attack the Republic's capital planet, Coruscant. Jedi were sent to stop every attempt of capturing the Chancellor, while Master Windu and Yoda fought against droid army. Shaak Ti was soon attacked by General Grievous, who succeed in capturing the Chancellor. Near the end, Grievous was preparing to return to his flagship, when arrived and crushed his chest with the Force. Since then, Grievous started to cough and run from the Jedi.
Is Clone Wars 2003 Canon City
The series finished with a scene of seen from space.AftermathShortly after Palpatine was kidnapped, Mace Windo contacted Anakin and Obi-Wan (who were still in orbit around Nelvaan) and informed them of the situation on Coruscant. He then instructed them to return and rescue Palpatine. Anakin cursed Grievous and ordered his men to get into their battle positions and instructed them to jump to hyperspace. The series ends with the space battle above Coruscant - leading right up to the beginning of Episode III.Chapter List NumberImageChaptersReleasedProd.